| Church Slogans |
| Written by Rebecca Howard | |||
| Monday, 26 November 2007 23:12 | |||
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The column doesn't have to be portentous stuff, and here's a good example: a collection of some of Rebecca Howard's favourite church slogans and mottos. Take them away, Rebecca... These are some slogans seen on posters outside churches. No God – No Peace. Know God – Know Peace Free trip to heaven. Details inside! Try our Sundays. They’re better than Ben & Jerry’s Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons – come and hear one! God so loved the world that He did not send a committee When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday How will you spend eternity – smoking or non-smoking? Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world It is unlikely there will be a reduction in the wages of sin Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church If you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns Forbidden fruit creates many jams In the dark? Follow the Son If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.
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| Last Updated on Monday, 26 November 2007 23:13 |